tanyshark:

if you date me i will probably wake you up for sex at 4am

sorry

(via bootessaboo)

dfndskrmz:

Brand New- Jesus Christ

(via br0dobaggins)

fivetail:

Pros of dating me:

  • You get to date me

Cons of dating me:

  • Whichever cons are closest to us I guess maybe we could even cosplay together

(Source: fivetail, via sexikani)

Feelin’ cute tonight.

gayboyfriencl:

Texting the bae likeimage

(via major-lee-hung)

hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

(via major-lee-hung)

I think you’re funny
I like your friends
I like the way they treat you

(Source: brujecita, via bandsareprettyrad)

awwww-cute:

Excuse me, which isle were those?

(via beardedpug)

"Howl! Don’t go out there. It’s too dangerous!"

(Source: all-studioghibli, via oh-totoro)

slenclerman:

*plays all your snapchats that i screenshotted at ur funeral*

(Source: clannyphantom, via pizza)

tattooed-disappointment:

The lighting in my bathroom is great for selfies

"That’s a fairy story, lad. Nothing more."

(Source: bagginssbilbo, via areddhels)

,,

You should not
have to rip yourself
into pieces to keep
others whole.

i am seeing less and less of you  (via neuricos)

(Source: stolenwine, via iamfawx)